Ok granted but you get traped in time with some chicks. However, they end up leaving you all alone in your travel through space and time because you hit them with a big old man snot rocket.

I wish I was a Billionare.

Granted but you were massacred by assassins and chopped into pieces. Your parts were put on the market with 1billion dollar tag each. Unfortunately they got eaten by dogs and cats.

I wish I can read peoples mind.

Granted, but you learn from this that you are most popular among old gay men who prefer to wear speedoes to the beach.



- I wish I had a herd of prize winning racing snails...

Granted unfortunately the snails took the money and ran away. You weren't able to catch up. XD

I wish I can build an MMORPG on my own.

Granted. You did all the hard work over 7 years, to have the next big MMORPG get stolen by your roommate. Who then procedes to sell teh rights to SOE which completely ruins all your hard work.

I wish I could do all the wall running and flips I see people perform on videos all over the net, but better then them.

granted, but as you run up a pillar, you notice you cant stop and you smack straight into the bridge above and fall to the ground. before hitting it, you are smacked by a runaway buss. then as you lie there, you are hit by a semi.


i wish i never had to sleep again.

Granted, and the side effect that culminates in you living permenantly in a padded room is actually a comfort to you. Fortunately, the flies there are also rather tastey as well...

- I wish everyone would listen to me - ALL THE GOD-DAMNED TIME, and never question or doubt me ever again.

Granted everyone listens to you but eventually they wont take off their eyes on you and you became insane cause of it. The doctors does different stuffs on you like you were their guinea pig cause of the fact that they cannot ask any questions.

I wish every criminals become good

granted, but good people go bad, and nothing is solved and people die even more now because all the good people used nukes and crap.


i wish i could write music.

Granted you wrote tons of music but unfortunately no one sang them

I wish I can make people smile