Granted, but the smiles are of pitty because you loose both your legs and arms to a strange flesh eating virus, a crow pecked out your left eye while you were sunning in your back yard, your hair seems to only grow in spots and is an 'old lady' purple-ish color, and you ooze a sickly green slimy sweat from all your pores even on the coldest of days.

I am evil.

- I wish I could do this:

granted, but, you are what you eat.


i wish i didnt see that.

wish granted, but the after affect leaves you pernamently scared and you are forced to seek counsiling for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some Flying monkeys as pets.

Granted, but one day they decide you don't treat them right so they grab you up and carry you as high as they can fly before dropping you. Fortunately though, you survive the fall and are now carred for by the most beautiful girl in the world - and you'll NEVER be able to touch her...

...You are now a parapalegic.

I wish yellow snow tasted better.

Granted, it now TASTES like lemonade but now all dogs in the world seem a bit bigger now.

I wish Squirls would unleash there wrath upon Athentix!!!!

Granted, but when they end up killing him he comes back to life haunting you through everybody's big noses.


I wish that I was a famous singer

Granted, but when the paparazii get to rabid in their persuit of you - it ends with you sharing matching cots and straight jackets w/ Brittney Spears, and she is constantly breaking out in screaming renditions of her worst songs just for your benefit.

- I wish I had a smaller nose.

Granted, you go to get plastic surgery on it, but sometyhing goes horribly wrong and instead of getting just a small nose you are now stuck with a deformed nose. You now get mocked by everyone you walk by, you can't take it anymore, so you put a bag over your head to not feel a shamed for ever trying the plastic surgery. (The Doocter was me )

I wish I had a potato.

GRANTED !!! Now I am comfortable taking the bag off my head because walking the streets with you and your POTATOE NOSE find less people staring at my face than yours. For some reason you have also become deathly afraid of microwaves now as well, but thats just more amusment for me and all our friends.

- I wish Hopes Antagonists was already playing AoC, and wreakin havoc among all who apposed us. We will soon enough anyhow, but the wait sure does suck...

Granted, but the early realese causes the price to go up. What you pay for it per month now is $50.

I wish that I could look into the future and not have anything bad happen to me.