In this thread someone makes a wish and someone else comes and crushes that wish and then they make a wish and so on. This is a game that I got from another forum and hopefully we can have fun with it. I will start us off.


I wish that all MMOs were free.

*POOF*

All MMOs are free, but now everyones character looks exactly alike. Your character is a 7yr old girl on a pink tricycle w/ a nude barbie doll for a weapon - as is everyone elses characters.

- I wish I had my own personal spaceship capable of traveling at 5x the speed of light w/ a limitless range.

damn that last one was good!!!

Granted but you go so fast that you crash into the sun.

I wish that I had Athentix's computer.

Granted, but its so littered w/ virus' that it blows up in your face just as you go to log into Shadowbane.

I wish I had the power to shapeshift at will, and with full control.

Granted, but unfortunately all you ever think about is cock, thus you shapeshift into a penis.

I wish I had machinegun hands. lmao...

granted, but as you masturbate you find that your penis is now missing and your groin is full of bullet holes.


i want a dirty freak of a woman to do me all day and night.

Granted, but that damned rash just seems to get worse amd worse. Now there is even a rather distinct and unpleasant odor rising from your groin...

...and for some reason your sex-fiend girl friend just laughs.

- I wish to be able to go invisible at will.



(something tells me I'm in trouble w/ this one after the results of my last wish)

Granted, but your such an old man that you may only go invisabled for 5 seconds, and you were spying on a girl and you appeared in front of her and got slaped the shit out of.

I wish all cars never broke.

granted, but it turned out your car was a transformer and turned you into rocket fuel and flw off the earth.


i wish i hook up an ethernet port or USB or Firewire port to my head.

Wow - granted Predain, and then I email your head a porn bomb that results in you having complete system failure and a permenant USELESS erection.



- I wish I could travel through time in a phone booth...