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Gemini-Impact Supported Games General
Posts : 148 Join date : 2007-11-06 Age : 29 Location : Lost in the mass amount of hair I have
| Subject: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:58 am | |
| In this thread someone makes a wish and someone else comes and crushes that wish and then they make a wish and so on. This is a game that I got from another forum and hopefully we can have fun with it. I will start us off.
I wish that all MMOs were free. | |
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Athentix Harbinger
Posts : 293 Join date : 2007-11-05 Age : 53 Location : Right behind you...
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:34 pm | |
| *POOF* All MMOs are free, but now everyones character looks exactly alike. Your character is a 7yr old girl on a pink tricycle w/ a nude barbie doll for a weapon - as is everyone elses characters. - I wish I had my own personal spaceship capable of traveling at 5x the speed of light w/ a limitless range. | |
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Gemini-Impact Supported Games General
Posts : 148 Join date : 2007-11-06 Age : 29 Location : Lost in the mass amount of hair I have
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:30 pm | |
| damn that last one was good!!!
Granted but you go so fast that you crash into the sun.
I wish that I had Athentix's computer. | |
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Athentix Harbinger
Posts : 293 Join date : 2007-11-05 Age : 53 Location : Right behind you...
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:30 am | |
| Granted, but its so littered w/ virus' that it blows up in your face just as you go to log into Shadowbane. I wish I had the power to shapeshift at will, and with full control. | |
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Mordeuis Dirge
Posts : 45 Join date : 2007-11-06 Age : 35 Location : Fort Hood, TX
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:53 pm | |
| Granted, but unfortunately all you ever think about is cock, thus you shapeshift into a penis.
I wish I had machinegun hands. lmao... | |
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Predain Brethren - Rogue
Posts : 15 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Currently: Bamberg, Germany
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:18 am | |
| granted, but as you masturbate you find that your penis is now missing and your groin is full of bullet holes.
i want a dirty freak of a woman to do me all day and night. | |
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Athentix Harbinger
Posts : 293 Join date : 2007-11-05 Age : 53 Location : Right behind you...
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:10 pm | |
| Granted, but that damned rash just seems to get worse amd worse. Now there is even a rather distinct and unpleasant odor rising from your groin... ...and for some reason your sex-fiend girl friend just laughs. - I wish to be able to go invisible at will. (something tells me I'm in trouble w/ this one after the results of my last wish) | |
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Gemini-Impact Supported Games General
Posts : 148 Join date : 2007-11-06 Age : 29 Location : Lost in the mass amount of hair I have
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:01 pm | |
| Granted, but your such an old man that you may only go invisabled for 5 seconds, and you were spying on a girl and you appeared in front of her and got slaped the shit out of.
I wish all cars never broke. | |
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Predain Brethren - Rogue
Posts : 15 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Currently: Bamberg, Germany
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:04 pm | |
| granted, but it turned out your car was a transformer and turned you into rocket fuel and flw off the earth.
i wish i hook up an ethernet port or USB or Firewire port to my head. | |
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Athentix Harbinger
Posts : 293 Join date : 2007-11-05 Age : 53 Location : Right behind you...
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:21 pm | |
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Gemini-Impact Supported Games General
Posts : 148 Join date : 2007-11-06 Age : 29 Location : Lost in the mass amount of hair I have
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:32 pm | |
| Ok granted but you get traped in time with some chicks. However, they end up leaving you all alone in your travel through space and time because you hit them with a big old man snot rocket.
I wish I was a Billionare. | |
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- L - Ally
Posts : 9 Join date : 2007-12-07
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:08 pm | |
| Granted but you were massacred by assassins and chopped into pieces. Your parts were put on the market with 1billion dollar tag each. Unfortunately they got eaten by dogs and cats.
I wish I can read peoples mind. | |
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Athentix Harbinger
Posts : 293 Join date : 2007-11-05 Age : 53 Location : Right behind you...
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- L - Ally
Posts : 9 Join date : 2007-12-07
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:16 pm | |
| Granted unfortunately the snails took the money and ran away. You weren't able to catch up. XD
I wish I can build an MMORPG on my own. | |
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Brueson Brethren - Specialist
Posts : 36 Join date : 2007-11-06
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:01 pm | |
| Granted. You did all the hard work over 7 years, to have the next big MMORPG get stolen by your roommate. Who then procedes to sell teh rights to SOE which completely ruins all your hard work.
I wish I could do all the wall running and flips I see people perform on videos all over the net, but better then them. | |
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Predain Brethren - Rogue
Posts : 15 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Currently: Bamberg, Germany
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:27 pm | |
| granted, but as you run up a pillar, you notice you cant stop and you smack straight into the bridge above and fall to the ground. before hitting it, you are smacked by a runaway buss. then as you lie there, you are hit by a semi.
i wish i never had to sleep again. | |
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Athentix Harbinger
Posts : 293 Join date : 2007-11-05 Age : 53 Location : Right behind you...
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- L - Ally
Posts : 9 Join date : 2007-12-07
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:05 pm | |
| Granted everyone listens to you but eventually they wont take off their eyes on you and you became insane cause of it. The doctors does different stuffs on you like you were their guinea pig cause of the fact that they cannot ask any questions.
I wish every criminals become good | |
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Predain Brethren - Rogue
Posts : 15 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Currently: Bamberg, Germany
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:08 pm | |
| granted, but good people go bad, and nothing is solved and people die even more now because all the good people used nukes and crap.
i wish i could write music. | |
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- L - Ally
Posts : 9 Join date : 2007-12-07
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:37 pm | |
| Granted you wrote tons of music but unfortunately no one sang them I wish I can make people smile | |
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Athentix Harbinger
Posts : 293 Join date : 2007-11-05 Age : 53 Location : Right behind you...
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:52 pm | |
| Granted, but the smiles are of pitty because you loose both your legs and arms to a strange flesh eating virus, a crow pecked out your left eye while you were sunning in your back yard, your hair seems to only grow in spots and is an 'old lady' purple-ish color, and you ooze a sickly green slimy sweat from all your pores even on the coldest of days. I am evil. - I wish I could do this: | |
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Predain Brethren - Rogue
Posts : 15 Join date : 2007-11-08 Age : 36 Location : Currently: Bamberg, Germany
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:08 pm | |
| granted, but, you are what you eat.
i wish i didnt see that. | |
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Gemini-Impact Supported Games General
Posts : 148 Join date : 2007-11-06 Age : 29 Location : Lost in the mass amount of hair I have
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:12 pm | |
| wish granted, but the after affect leaves you pernamently scared and you are forced to seek counsiling for the rest of your life.
I wish I had some Flying monkeys as pets. | |
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Athentix Harbinger
Posts : 293 Join date : 2007-11-05 Age : 53 Location : Right behind you...
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:28 pm | |
| Granted, but one day they decide you don't treat them right so they grab you up and carry you as high as they can fly before dropping you. Fortunately though, you survive the fall and are now carred for by the most beautiful girl in the world - and you'll NEVER be able to touch her...
...You are now a parapalegic.
I wish yellow snow tasted better. | |
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Gemini-Impact Supported Games General
Posts : 148 Join date : 2007-11-06 Age : 29 Location : Lost in the mass amount of hair I have
| Subject: Re: Crush My Wishes!!!! Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:17 pm | |
| Granted, it now TASTES like lemonade but now all dogs in the world seem a bit bigger now. I wish Squirls would unleash there wrath upon Athentix!!!! | |
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