Crush My Wishes!!!!

Granted, but when they end up killing him he comes back to life haunting you through everybody's big noses.


I wish that I was a famous singer

Granted, but when the paparazii get to rabid in their persuit of you - it ends with you sharing matching cots and straight jackets w/ Brittney Spears, and she is constantly breaking out in screaming renditions of her worst songs just for your benefit.

- I wish I had a smaller nose.

Granted, you go to get plastic surgery on it, but sometyhing goes horribly wrong and instead of getting just a small nose you are now stuck with a deformed nose. You now get mocked by everyone you walk by, you can't take it anymore, so you put a bag over your head to not feel a shamed for ever trying the plastic surgery. (The Doocter was me )

I wish I had a potato.

GRANTED !!! Now I am comfortable taking the bag off my head because walking the streets with you and your POTATOE NOSE find less people staring at my face than yours. For some reason you have also become deathly afraid of microwaves now as well, but thats just more amusment for me and all our friends.

- I wish Hopes Antagonists was already playing AoC, and wreakin havoc among all who apposed us. We will soon enough anyhow, but the wait sure does suck...

Granted, but the early realese causes the price to go up. What you pay for it per month now is $50.

I wish that I could look into the future and not have anything bad happen to me.